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After regrouping and our heroes clumsily make it through an episode where Skyler got so drunk he blacked out. Will our friends ever get out of this underground? What is Bortoks end game?

Last time! Chris plummeted from 50 feet in the air but somehow managed to survive. With or without Chris the gang had to fight on to stop this evil ceremony. Unfortunately Kevo was left to do much of the fighting himself while Skyler and Guy got into a dick punching fight. Mid fight the arch nemesis of Kevo Bortok reveals himself and they have a battle of taglines, to which we all lost. With some yelling and arguing Livi and Plop find a health potion and attempt giving it to Chris to hopefully bring him back. What evil sorcery is going on in this cave? Is Chris coming back to life? Time to find out in another episode of The Lost Tales of Adventuring.

With a completely unexpected intelligent decision our friends discovered archers protecting the ceremony from high above, but not without Chris attempting an overzealous drop kick that sends him over an edge 50 feet off the ground. Is Chris falling to his death?  Will this battle be our heroes last?  What kind of evil is happening here. Time to find out.. in another episode of The Lost Tales of Adventuring.

Last time! Our friends took their sweet ass time going down some stairs where Kevin ruined a stealth attack.  After getting some new armor, jewels and other belongings our friends came across a prisoner shackled to the wall.  Cautiously approaching they came to meet Guy Dumonde a soldier sent to clean up the mess of Aegonik the mage.

Previously our friends attempted an ambush of guards protecting a dungeon Livi had visions of. Once eliminating everyone above, the group heads to the dungeon below.  With caution, experimentation and dumbass luck our friends found a way through.  There is still more dungeon to go but will they make it?  Can Kevin ever touch his rod again?

After procuring some horses from the old residents of dewhurst our friends began the march back to the ravaged town.  On the way they encountered a group of Druids that learned of their pyromania and sentenced them to death. Then one of the druids turned on his own cutting down his mates.  Once the druids were killed the traitor druid turned out to be none other than the wretched one, Mr. Kevo!  With the help of Claude the group used a covert nature path to sneak back to Dewhurst preparing an ambush of guards at the garden.